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'Chick' Means 'Guy', Right?

Dick Goes Where?


1:45:51 AM blomsterstilk: so this is where everyone goes to talk about anal sex in the morning...
1:45:55 AM chemical_genocide: [10] i think she did
1:45:58 AM ezra_mead: steve, kill tomorrow
1:46:00 AM lucifire13: i don't know if my boyfriend will play along tho
1:46:07 AM chemical_genocide: [11] i think she is getting pounded by julio
1:46:10 AM lucifire13: he has this thing where maiming kills the horny
1:46:11 AM gremlin_net: [6] dra_b is actually jealous of julia, like that was the only thing standing in its way? That's kinda deplorable.
1:46:13 AM chemical_genocide: [12] legs behind her ears
1:46:17 AM supervisorsteve: [89] gnight potato and ZZETA and COTTON and everyone...oh, fading fast now.
1:46:19 AM supervisorsteve: [90] gnight.
1:46:20 AM chemical_genocide: [13] negro style
1:46:21 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [61] lucifire13: he doesn't have to play along. Just tie him down.
1:46:22 AM michelle_d2ambroise: [56] THAT`s very weird...specialy coming from prickless girls who tried to impress by been "allmost daddys boy!..right hunter?
1:46:26 AM chemical_genocide: [14] lol
1:46:31 AM dr.pooky: chemical, i doubt it, he has a pet rabbit.
1:46:32 AM lucifire13: why didn't i think of that hunter?
1:46:37 AM blomsterstilk: cool. i have a fan.
1:46:38 AM supervisorsteve: [91] later ZEDTA
1:46:42 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [62] michelle_d2ambroise: you're supposed to have me on ignore. You shouldn't be talking to me.
1:46:44 AM chemical_genocide: [15] pooky i can feel it
1:46:50 AM blomsterstilk: oh. it's someone pretending to be from norway.
1:46:50 AM chemical_genocide: [16] i know she did
1:46:52 AM blomsterstilk: i wonder who that could be.
1:46:56 AM heartland_reject: wtf is up with my webcam
1:47:12 AM silent_sheer: [2] I hacked it
1:47:32 AM chemical_genocide: [17] kris betrayed everyone here and is fucking julio right now
1:47:33 AM blomsterstilk: why haven't you killed yourself yet?
1:47:35 AM hallowed_attribution: lever you chat here?
1:47:40 AM hallowed_attribution: wtf
1:47:43 AM chemical_genocide: [18] i'm jealous
1:47:44 AM silent_sheer: [3] b_rad you're the only one that cares
1:47:45 AM blomsterstilk: this is my first time actually
1:47:51 AM chemical_genocide: [19] i must be
1:47:52 AM heartland_reject: can anyone help me with my mic problem?
1:47:58 AM blomsterstilk: ouch
1:48:18 AM chemical_genocide: [20] this is gonna make me depressed
1:48:21 AM blomsterstilk: you'd cry if you found out i was hurt
1:48:27 AM lucifire13: will you cut yourself bob-rad?
1:48:28 AM deirdreofsorrows1: [24] sweet,manwoman?
1:48:45 AM lucifire13: for me?
1:48:47 AM gremlin_net: [7] silent_sheer: dra_b might be the only one who fell for it.
1:48:57 AM heartland_reject: hello?
1:49:03 AM silent_sheer: [4] lol, grem.
1:49:12 AM heartland_reject: i know someone can help
1:49:23 AM chemical_genocide: [21] they were joking then in pm they said, fuck it, it's a few hours away lets meet
1:49:35 AM silent_sheer: [5] Carlos Santana is fantastic
1:49:56 AM lucifire13: do you want me to come and cheer you up b rad?
1:50:01 AM chemical_genocide: [22] and now kris is being pinned against julios's bed nead under some tacky velvet blacklight poster
1:50:09 AM chemical_genocide: [23] bed head
1:50:13 AM blomsterstilk: imagine listening to a spic play guitar and liking it
1:50:15 AM blomsterstilk: this room is sad
1:50:16 AM heartland_reject: My mic wont work on messenger or media player but it comes through on nero player someone help
1:50:19 AM lucifire13: screaming "oh yes oh yeah UGHHH"
1:50:22 AM hallowed_attribution: haha
1:50:25 AM gr_julian: [107] okay
1:50:27 AM heartland_reject: and on voice recorder
1:50:28 AM lucifire13: get that image out of your head
1:50:36 AM dr.pooky: blom, do something about it then.
1:50:36 AM gr_julian: [108] finishing up a job, then bed - goodnight, people.
1:50:43 AM deirdreofsorrows1: [25] night rowan
1:50:49 AM gr_julian: [109] night dee
1:50:53 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [63] 'night, Rowan.
1:50:54 AM gr_julian* [110] curtsies.
1:50:55 AM chemical_genocide: [24] julio probably is some cuban freak with a a 10 inch dick too
1:50:56 AM gr_julian: [111] night Hunter.
1:51:06 AM chemical_genocide: [25] and kris is now just vaganially destroyed
1:51:11 AM blomsterstilk: i doubt i can. most of these people seem to be beyond help
1:51:14 AM chemical_genocide: [26] vaginally
1:51:18 AM dr.pooky: chemical, you appear to be wanting his cock.
1:51:21 AM lucifire13: i am beyond help blomsterstilk
1:51:25 AM silent_sheer: [6] Iran is preparing to deploy a commerical satellite.
1:51:26 AM blomsterstilk: i bet
1:51:27 AM lucifire13: i am beyond reckoning
1:51:30 AM gremlin_net: [8] dr.pooky: There's a history there.
1:51:41 AM chemical_genocide: [27] you know she is loving it, she is 23 , all 23 year old women orgasm if a man brushes against their tits
1:51:46 AM blomsterstilk: lucifer's comments are rather yawn-worthy
1:51:47 AM lucifire13: if you believe in that kind of thing
1:51:53 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [64] The room should be thankful. He's no longer after Dane's cock.
1:51:54 AM dr.pooky: gremlin, i see.
1:52:04 AM chemical_genocide: [28] hunter wants my cock
1:52:09 AM gremlin_net: [9] dr.pooky: 'b_radmetropolis: i need serious cock head attention for orgasm '
1:52:19 AM dr.pooky: lol
1:52:25 AM gremlin_net: [10] Just sayin....
1:52:36 AM blomsterstilk: imagine talking about cuban cocks for ten minutes
1:52:43 AM blomsterstilk: is there anyone in here who isn't 100% sexually frustrated?
1:52:44 AM blomsterstilk: just curious
1:52:47 AM lucifire13* wonders if blombsterstilk's life is rather yawn-worthy
1:52:47 AM michelle_d2ambroise: [57] heaven...this room is probably too lost into juvenil expectations today
1:52:54 AM blomsterstilk: you bet, lucifer
1:52:59 AM gremlin_net: [11] blomsterstilk: There's me, probably among others.
1:53:04 AM lucifire13: no blomsterstilk
1:53:05 AM lucifire13: i am just a bored housewife
1:53:07 AM chemical_genocide: [29] i'm pissed about this shit, i need to kill someone
1:53:26 AM blomsterstilk: sorry to hear it
1:53:27 AM lucifire13: who folds tea towels so they look like penis's and hit my husband with them so he's like "omg what is that"
1:53:29 AM silent_sheer: [7] b_rad, I have kris's number if you want to call her.
1:53:40 AM gremlin_net: [12] blomsterstilk: You're sorry to hear that I'm not frustrated?
1:53:48 AM michelle_d2ambroise: [58] let life cure this!
1:53:51 AM chemical_genocide: [30] if kris was home she would be here
1:53:56 AM blomsterstilk: i wasn't talking to you, gremlin
1:54:00 AM blomsterstilk: are you that self-absorbed?
1:54:00 AM blomsterstilk: geez
1:54:04 AM lucifire13: i learned how to fold it from another bored housewife
1:54:11 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [65] blomsterstilk fails at chat.
1:54:12 AM chemical_genocide: [31] if julio wasnt busy widening kris' vagina he would be here
1:54:13 AM gremlin_net: [13] silent_sheer: What was the number: I missed that whole day of EDrama.
1:54:20 AM lucifire13: blomsterstilk fails at life
1:54:25 AM deirdreofsorrows1: [26] how do you fold a proper towel?
1:54:30 AM hallowed_attribution: lever settle down you're preying on a weak demographic
1:54:30 AM blomsterstilk: that cuts mighty deep
1:54:31 AM silent_sheer: [8] i'm just kidding, just breaking b_rad heart.
1:54:39 AM silent_sheer: [9] b_rads*
1:54:40 AM blomsterstilk: you're right. i'll cease and desist.
1:54:42 AM lucifire13: what's wrong blom?
1:54:47 AM lucifire13: can give but can't take?
1:54:56 AM gremlin_net: [14] blomsterstilk: So, your unaddressed posts adhering to context are just trolling at random?
1:54:57 AM blomsterstilk: lucifer, you're hardly a formidable opponent
1:54:58 AM gremlin_net: [15] Weird.
1:55:00 AM blomsterstilk: you're kind of more like a joke
1:55:01 AM heartland_reject: if its irrelevant than stfu
1:55:05 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [66] lucifire13: I bet more people would stay in hotels and go on cruises if their towls were folded into penises, instead of stupid, sunglasses-wearing dogs.
1:55:08 AM lucifire13: not really blom
1:55:09 AM deirdreofsorrows1: [27] star, good to know!
1:55:11 AM lucifire13: i'm nobody
1:55:18 AM blomsterstilk: that's more or less what i just said, lucifer
1:55:19 AM lucifire13: the fact that you fail at life is what is cutting
1:55:27 AM lucifire13: the fact that i'm nobody and you still care
1:55:30 AM lucifire13: that's cutting
1:55:41 AM blomsterstilk: okay. see... when i said i cared... that was total sarcasm
1:55:49 AM lucifire13: mmm ok
1:55:51 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [67] Like, totally.
1:56:01 AM deirdreofsorrows1: [28] hunter, I'd be freaked out if everything was shaped like a penis
1:56:05 AM deirdreofsorrows1: [29] even the tv remote...
1:56:05 AM blomsterstilk: hunter really really wants my attention
1:56:06 AM lucifire13: i could tell by the inflection of your text
1:56:09 AM lucifire13: lolz
1:56:09 AM Mad.HaTTer2K* [56] says, "Isn't that cute? . . . But it’s WROOOONG!!"
1:56:14 AM blomsterstilk: it's kind of sickening to watch him beg for scraps
1:56:15 AM gremlin_net: [16] Like sarcasm isn't the last refuge of the un—oh wait.
1:56:21 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [68] HIM! I'm a HIM!
1:56:26 AM lucifire13: yes hunter
1:56:30 AM lucifire13: and i'm your bored housewife
1:56:36 AM hallowed_attribution: hunters a her
1:56:37 AM blomsterstilk: lucifer, it's best not to assume that people care about chat. that would just be sad.
1:56:50 AM lucifire13: what are you telling me for blom?
1:56:57 AM lucifire13: sorry
1:56:58 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [69] "It's best not to assume that people care about chat." "He really wants my attention! ZOMG!"
1:56:59 AM blomsterstilk: for future reference
1:57:00 AM gremlin_net: [17] hallowed_attribution: We're calling girls chicks now? Oh yeah: I guess I knew that.
1:57:01 AM lucifire13: what are you telling me for mom?
1:57:05 AM chemical_genocide: [32] i wonder how excited hunter gets when she walks past a cucumber bin
1:57:05 AM blomsterstilk: so you don't make the same crass mistake twice
1:57:08 AM lucifire13: any other tidbits of information mom?
1:57:39 AM hallowed_attribution: haha
1:57:50 AM Mad.HaTTer2K* [57] yawns
1:57:55 AM blomsterstilk: the fact that i misjudged the gender of a random unimportant chatter completely negates the fact that said chatter is a an attention whore.
1:57:56 AM lucifire13: i'm sorry i don't get it mom, don't beat me into submission
1:58:04 AM blomsterstilk: nice strategy
1:58:07 AM lucifire13: please don't beat me mom
1:58:13 AM lucifire13: my poor mind can't take it
1:58:18 AM heartland_reject: What are your views on the muslim culture as it stands by itself? I would join in with voice but my mic is fucking gay
1:58:21 AM blomsterstilk: apparently not, lucifer. apparently not.
1:58:25 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [70] It couldn't possibly be that you're an idiot, and I'm just mocking you. No no no.
1:58:39 AM gremlin_net: [18] Hunter: did you sneakily trick the troll with 'chick' in your username, suggesting you were male? Bad chick....
1:58:40 AM lucifire13: were you being sarcastic hunter?
1:58:41 AM lucifire13: lolz
1:58:43 AM Mad.HaTTer2K: [58] people seem to be fighting for the sake of fighting
1:58:50 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [71] lucifire13: I CAN'T TELL!
1:58:54 AM blomsterstilk: i'm an idiot for not automatically knowing that random chat loser #423420394802958 is female.
1:58:59 AM blomsterstilk: you sure got me on that one
1:59:08 AM chemical_genocide: [33] god,kris is being defiled by julio, and zeta is whining like a little bitch non stop on mic
1:59:13 AM chemical_genocide: [34] this is the worst night of chat ever
1:59:15 AM lucifire13: how many other rooms do you troll mom?
1:59:15 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [72] Oh no. It couldn't be anything else. It's just your gender confusion. Nothing else around it.
1:59:21 AM gremlin_net: [19] blomsterstilk: Mostly, you're an idiot for lacking the intellectual wherewithal to read all the way to the end of her username.
1:59:23 AM lucifire13: do you have one you call your home chat room?
1:59:30 AM lucifire13: or pure trollin?
1:59:59 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [73] Gremlin: it's not my fault. I'm too old to keep track of these things anymore.
2:00:02 AM blomsterstilk: i seem to have hurt a lot of feelings in a short period of time
2:00:04 AM blomsterstilk: sorry, kids
2:00:07 AM heartland_reject: Shouldn't you be more concerned about china if your going to go off on "breeding rates?
2:00:08 AM lucifire13: its ok mom
2:00:10 AM lucifire13: we're used to it
2:00:15 AM silent_sheer: [10] wtf is wrong with you b_rad?
2:00:17 AM mmwnyc: morituri ask the brits id an end ever came to their stay in india
2:00:25 AM hallowed_attribution: lever p1 has a tougher skin
2:00:27 AM gremlin_net: [20] blomsterstilk: And then you, what, ran over to this room to troll anew before they could retaliate?
2:00:29 AM silent_sheer: [11] Do you think kris is in love with you or something?
2:00:41 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [74] Gremlin: can you lose one internet? I know you can win one internet, but the rules confuse me sometimes.
2:00:44 AM hallowed_attribution: like i said you can tear it up pretty quick here
2:00:45 AM dr.pooky: im glad my mom isnt a chat "brigand".
2:00:46 AM hallowed_attribution: settle
2:00:47 AM chemical_genocide: [35] ty arm for understanding
2:00:51 AM blomsterstilk: why would you hang out in this room on a regular basis? these chatters are pretty unremarkable.
2:00:59 AM teddancin_84: [2] yay
2:01:00 AM lucifire13: most people are blom
2:01:10 AM gremlin_net: [21] silent_sheer: Simple algebra: IDIOCY$ + NARCISSISM$ = DRAB$.
2:01:23 AM hallowed_attribution: guilty pleasure
2:01:31 AM hunter.the_crazychick: [75] And yet, you're still here.
2:01:31 AM blomsterstilk: is this where you hang your hat now, andreas?
2:01:36 AM blomsterstilk: you've sunk pretty low
2:01:38 AM hallowed_attribution: oh, and its 2am on sun
2:01:39 AM chemical_genocide: [36] can anyone say they have ever heard gremlin be funny or authentically clever before?
2:01:40 AM gremlin_net: [22] blomsterstilk: In the hopes that a clever troll will arrive to grace us with its presence. Know any?
2:01:50 AM lucifire13: you shouldn't tell people's real names in chat mom
2:01:52 AM hallowed_attribution: <not andreas
2:01:56 AM blomsterstilk: it's not his real name
2:01:59 AM hallowed_attribution: ouch too
2:02:00 AM blomsterstilk: not you, hallowed
2:02:08 AM hallowed_attribution: er oh
2:02:31 AM dr.pooky: his real name is "not sure".
2:02:34 AM chemical_genocide: [37] starship looks like a guy who was snatched from a coffin and propped up in a chair
2:02:35 AM gremlin_net: [23] I think I've seen enough. Be back in a minute....

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